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BONER'S BOTANICALS

Handmade soaps, candles, and bath bombs that make getting clean way more fun.

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Golden Hour


Meet Golden Hour, the radiant bar inspired by the breathtaking glow of an ocean sunset. Bright bergamot and sweet orange open the fragrance with a warm citrus sparkle, melting into soft night-blooming gardenia and creamy coconut for a dreamy tropical heart.

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Tahitian Sunset Bar Soap Tahitian Sunset Bar Soap
Tahitian Sunset Bar Soap $11.00
Meet Tahitian Sunset, a warm, golden escape that feels like the last glow of daylight over a tropical horizon. Rich Madagascar vanilla takes center stage with its deep, creamy sweetness, beautifully lifted by the soft, juicy nuance of African pear. Wild jasmine adds a delicate floral brightness, while smooth white sandalwood grounds the scent with a gentle, creamy wood finish. The result is a luxurious, comforting fragrance that feels both exotic and soothing — like warm air settling in as the sun dips below the sea. Soft, creamy, and irresistibly warm. Why You’ll Love It: Rich Madagascar vanilla with a smooth, indulgent sweetness Subtle African pear for a soft, juicy fruit brightness Wild jasmine adds an elegant floral lift White sandalwood provides a creamy, grounding finish Luxurious lather that leaves skin feeling soft and comforted Fun Factor:Like golden light stretching across a quiet tropical shoreline, Tahitian Sunset is warm, smooth, and a little addictive — the kind of sunset you don’t want to end.
Peach Magnolia Bar Soap Peach Magnolia Bar Soap
Peach Magnolia Bar Soap $11.00
Meet Peach Magnolia, the soft, sun-kissed bar that captures the feeling of spring in full bloom. Juicy peach nectar opens the scent with a gentle sweetness, unfolding into elegant magnolia blossoms and a delicate bouquet of freshly picked florals. A subtle base of smooth, soothing woods grounds the fragrance, creating a beautifully balanced fruity-floral blend that feels light, fresh, and effortlessly graceful. Sweet, floral, and softly radiant. Why You’ll Love It: Lush peach nectar blended with elegant magnolia blooms Light floral bouquet balanced with soft, woody undertones Creamy, luxurious lather that leaves skin feeling silky smooth Made with nourishing plant-based oils and shea butter Gentle enough for daily use on hands and body Fun Factor:Like a spring breeze drifting through a blooming orchard, Peach Magnolia is soft, sweet, and effortlessly pretty — a little fruity glow wrapped in floral elegance.
King of the North Bar Soap King of the North Bar Soap
King of the North Bar Soap $11.00
Meet King of the North, the bold, refreshing bar that feels like stepping into a surge of cold northern air. Bright citrus and crisp eucalyptus cut through the atmosphere with invigorating clarity, while cool morning air and fresh meadow grass add a clean, open freshness. Grounded cedarwood anchors the scent with quiet strength, creating a balanced blend that’s both energizing and deeply composed. With its blue-and-white, ocean-inspired swirls, this bar looks as cool and powerful as it feels. Clean, bold, and confidently fresh. Why You’ll Love It: Crisp citrus and eucalyptus for an invigorating, cooling cleanse Fresh meadow grass and cedarwood for a grounded, masculine finish Creamy lather that washes clean without feeling harsh or drying Made with a simple, skin-friendly blend of nourishing oils Ideal for daily use on hands, face, and body Fun Factor:Like standing at the edge of a windswept northern coast, King of the North is sharp, clean, and commanding — a rush of cold air that wakes you up and clears everything out.
Cotton Candy Carousel Bar Soap Cotton Candy Carousel Bar Soap
Cotton Candy Carousel Bar Soap $11.00
  Meet Cotton Candy Carousel, the playful swirl of nostalgia captured in a bar of soap. Juicy strawberries and ripe raspberries lead the scent with a bright, fruity burst, softened by a touch of cantaloupe for a light, refreshing twist. It all melts into airy cotton candy and smooth vanilla, creating a sweet, creamy finish that feels like stepping right into a carefree fairground moment. Fun, sugary, and delightfully nostalgic. Why You’ll Love It: Sweet berry blend of strawberry and raspberry with a soft melon twist Light cotton candy aroma wrapped in creamy vanilla Creamy, bubbly lather that feels indulgent and fun Made with nourishing oils and butters for soft, happy skin Gentle enough for daily use on hands and body Fun Factor:Like spinning under bright carnival lights with sticky-sweet treats in hand, Cotton Candy Carousel is pure childhood joy — fluffy, fruity, and a little bit magical.

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Terracotta Sunrise

Meet Terracotta Sunrise, a soothing herbal bar crafted for dry and eczema-prone skin in need of gentle, nourishing care. Warm terracotta tones reflect the calm glow of early morning light, while a deeply comforting infusion of chamomile, calendula flower, comfrey leaf, marshmallow root, plantain, rose buds, and valerian root brings together some of nature’s most cherished botanicals for sensitive skin support.

Bare Naked

Bare Naked is a fragrance-free bar made with the “three God oils” and a touch of castor oil for a simple, gentle, no-nonsense cleanse.

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⭐️ Handmade bar soaps ⭐️ Luxury candles ⭐️ Bath bombs & Shower steamers ⭐️ Small-batch goodness ⭐️Premium quality ingredients ⭐️Nothing but the best...for the best!
⭐️ Handmade bar soaps ⭐️ Luxury candles ⭐️ Bath bombs & Shower steamers ⭐️ Small-batch goodness ⭐️Premium quality ingredients ⭐️Nothing but the best...for the best!